Any suggestions on what to write on a personalized golf ball?

Apr 10, 2012 by Craft Christmas

I want to give my dad personalized golf balls for christmas. The problem is that I haven’t been able to come up with anything funny to write… any ideas?

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24 Comments

  1. Peter K

    “Property of the Albert Hall”

  2. keith l

    maybe your name or your birthday

  3. lilhappyflower

    typically personalized golf balls are just the initials of the recipient. A kinda funny one to write on there would be “fore”

  4. masterseducer2008

    no

  5. Colin B

    I once found a personalized golf ball that read:

    If found, please return to:

    I thought it was pretty funny, but of course I kept the ball and played it.

  6. Ted P

    Remember, your favorite daughter loves you.

  7. talkintrashnow

    The hole is my home!

    For Happy Gilmore fans

  8. squintkid

    I just had some personalized that said:

    “If found please return to owner: (my email address here)”

    Kinda funny if they actually do email me doncha think?

  9. Sean and Cyndi R

    “At least they are not BLUE balls”

    Thing is, the personalization of the balls might affect their flight and distance. You have some mad with his favorite sports team logo on them. Or, buy him some of those exploding balls.

  10. toughnottobeacynic

    Farewell my love!
    Because he’s going to eventually lose them.

  11. AtiaoftheJulii

    To my dad with love, your name

    Your dad’s name -

  12. Modern Major General

    Get a facsimile of Tiger Woods’ signature!

  13. wilbanba

    It depends on the monogrammer. I think spin-balanced would be more effective than monogrammed. If he uses his middle initial in his signature maybe all 3 initials would work.

  14. BesiktasBob

    Lick it!

  15. Sad Hazel Eyes

    have them say, wow i didnt know it would end up here or somethin like that

  16. Yankees Fan

    Sure, how about: “Hit Here”

  17. C R

    Hole in one

    here are some I found on line…..

  18. Lorzie

    i like c r’s answer but how about big daddy or best golfer

  19. The Babe

    Put dates on them, so that when they are found years later, everyone can treat them like time capsules

  20. Lise K

    Tiger
    Dad
    Eagle
    Birdie
    Hot

  21. bmlg924

    Tell him something like i am on fire or you cant touch this

  22. MAD MEL

    How about this, WARNING I cant swim

  23. Bijou S

    hands off my balls!

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